I have been battling the battle against determinism. The philosophers and scientists were all the time leaning towards uncomfortable conclusion: "We are automatons driven by the external causes." Fortunately, I have managed to capture the missing piece of logic. I have also articulated this logic as a joke. Now, philosophers and scientists are struggling to articulate an effective counterargument. But, since 22 May 2011 they found none. I have, therefore, decided to raise the stakes higher. Please vote.